February 2012
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aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
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goldalines:
jesse eisenberg could have been the youngest person to win best actor
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HARRY LOST TO FUCKING HUGO
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tennantdavids:
“…that won last year for their work on The Social Network.”
“…last year for their work on The Social Network.”
“…their work on The Social Network.”
“…The Social Network.”
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yourwarmingsmile:
waiting for andrew garfield to crash the oscars by sprinting across the stage in the middle of a random acceptance speech in his spidey suit, grabbing the statuette, and throwing it into fincher’s waiting arms before disappearing into a cloud of smoke.
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this is genuinely awful